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Enterprise 2.0 UnConference Coming Up Jan 13 2007
As promised, Enterprise 2.0 camp is coming back in January. This will be a daylong event running true un-conference format. All are welcome, just be sure to bring your ideas, your questions or a conversation you’d like to start regarding 2.0’ing the hell out of business.
What is EnterpriseCampToronto? Think of it as a way to get the enterprise development community together in Toronto in a BarCamp style unconference.
This event focuses on enterprise software infrastructure, solutions and development. Topics could include Enterprise 2.0, Business Intelligence Applications, ECM, Collaboration, Employee Self-Service, Records Management, Enterprise Search, Technology Infrastructure, Workflow Automation – It’s up to you.
Anyone with something to contribute or with the desire to learn is welcome and invited to join. When you come, be prepared to share with barcampers. When you leave, be prepared to share it with the world.
Sign up on the official Enterprise2.0 UnConference page here. As with all barcamp events, to sign up click the “edit page” button at the top of the page and at yourself to the list. Achieving this feat is effectively your “skill testing question” and your only price of admission.
Thanks to Bryce and Navantis for their organizational efforts and donating the venue.
Slutty Makamba-Kid Logic
Voice recognition software sure is great sometimes.
Works efficiently and gets easily well over 95% of words and phrases right. it works so well in fact that it loves to lull you into complacence, happily transcribing away at high speed, just before dropping in something of outrageously dada-esque inappropriateness right into some important piece of correspondence you were just reaching for the send button to fire off.
Like for instance as I was sending a quick e-mail asking for something to do with code and a “slightly more complicated” logic this of course is taken to be:

(This one) I caught just in time. Yes Dragon NaturallySpeaking, I would like to retrain your understanding of that phrase…
As if you didn’t know, Makamba is the capital city of the province of the same name in the southern part of the central African Republic of Burundi. Clearly, the younger and more lascivious-minded of the population there could be understood to have in common a specific type of deductive reasoning.
So in the future or the past, should you see an e-mail or a post from me that’s a little more haiku than you were expecting, now you know.
And if that headline doesn’t get me click-throughs I don’t know what will.